Anyway, so we're here again at this 4-hour dose of crazy called the Emmy Awards, honoring whatever the crap the insane voters (the most insane of any voting body except maybe Florida) want to honor in Television. Television is amazing, by the way. As those of you who actually know me know, if a person doesn't watch Television I will not know how to converse with said person. But the Emmys don't really honor the best - if that were true, Tatiana Maslany (of "Orphan Black") would already have at least one statue, and Steve Carell two. No, even more than the Golden Globes (that's right, I'm saying it), the Emmys are...whack. Totally whack. Sometimes, the most deserving nominees do win, but the nominations themselves are often ridiculous.*
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