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L'Shana Tova! Happy Jew Year!

9/5/2013

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Dip the apples in the honey (I mean agave!), say a bracha loud and clear! 
L'Shana Tova U'metukah! Have a happy sweet New Year! 
   Whee! Another faux-year has gone by, chosen ones! Rosh Hashanah is such a good holiday. It's like regular New Year's, but better: 
1) You don't have to make resolutions - in fact, you have 10 days to be as terrible as you want because on Yom Kippur you atone for that shit! (K that's not how it really works but still.) 
2) You celebrate by eating apples and honey-substitute and not by drinking your face apart. 
3) You don't have to worry about what huge (awful) party with lots and lots of (awful) people you'll be invited to on New Year's Eve, because you have big family dinners! Full of tons of food, wine, and yentas! So fun! 
For all of you gentiles, that's all there is to know about Rosh Hashanah. Great right? You know you wanna convert.
     Last night, for the first night of Rosh Hashanah, my parents hosted the dinner for my grandparents and good family friends. Of course, I made 90% of the food. Every gathering is a chance to win people over with great vegan food, people!

PictureShould've taken this before people started to sit!
                 The Menu
  • Potato leek soup (recipe follows)
  • Salad with mixed veggies
  • Cauliflower-carrot mashed potatoes (recipe follows)
  • Mango BBQ Beans (from Appetite For Reduction)
  • Stewed okra and tempeh (recipe follows)
  • Peas & pas' (description follows)
  • Broiled shaved Brussels sprouts 
  • (Chicken for putzes)
                     Dessert
  • Chocolate Yogurt Bundt Cake (from the PPK blog)
  • Vanilla peanut butter cake balls ('recipe' follows)
  • Lots of fruit

FIRST, WE DANCE! I MEAN SOUP!
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Soup veggies a-boiling!

Directions: 
  1. Saute the onion & oil in a hugeass pot over medium-high heat for let's say 3 minutes
  2. Add the garlic, chopped. Cook for 4 more minutes, add s&p
  3. Add the leeks. Saute for 8 minutes, move on before they get brown
  4. Add the rest of the vegetables. Add stock/water/mixture until they are just covered, or more if you want a thinner soup. 
  5. Bring pot to a boil (will take fo-eva), then cover and let simmer until everything is cooked and then some, probably 30 minutes. 
  6. Blend with immersion blender, taste for s&p. Ta-da! 
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Mmm soup.
Potato leek (and carrot!) soup
  • 1 bigass onion
  • 6 cloves garlic
  • olive oil
  • 3 lbs. leeks, washed, trimmed, chopped
  • 2 lbs. carrots, peeled and chopped
  • 3 lbs. potatoes, chopped
  • salt & pepper

This is not even really a recipe, just add whatever vegs, spices, what nots you want and it'll probably still be amazing. I do some kind of variation of this every week, usually with broccoli and potatoes and greens. 
        Cauliflower-Carrot Mashed Potatoes
      Again, this is barely a recipe, but it works and is impressive, apparently. And delicious! It's also really pretty, but I forgot to take a picture. 
  • 1 head cauliflower
  • 4 long carrots
  • 5 medium potatoes (1.5 pounds, maybe?)
  • 1/4C Earth Balance
  • salt & pepper

 Directions: 
  1. Chop the vegetables and boil until soft
  2. Drain, then add the vegetables back to the pot
  3. Add the EB, s&p, and any other letters you want
  4. Blend with an immersion blender to your desired level of lumpiness or whippiness, taste for seasoning, enjoy!
          Mango BBQ Beans (from AFR)
     These beans are insanely good, and they are really easy to make. Everyone loved them, and their sweetness was appropriate for the holiday. If you don't have AFR, you should go buy it, because it's amazing. 
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Mango BBQ Beans
Stewed Okra & Tempeh Funtimes
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Washing okra
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Chop, chop chop, saute, saute, saute
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McSteamy
PictureForgot to take pics of 3 dishes, yet I capture 4 stages for this one
          Stewed Okra & Tempeh
     This one is like a gumbo? I guess? but I have no authority to say so. It's just really yummy and really easy. I loved it, as did all of the guests.
  • 1 big onion, diced small
  • olive oil
  • 4 cloves garlic, minced
  • 1 bunch of celery (head of?), chopped
  • 1t thyme, 1/4t red pepper flakes, 1/2t cayenne pepper
  • 2 bay leaves
  • 1 lb. okra, chopped 
  • 1 can (16 oz., though 24 could work) diced tomatoes (I used fire-roasted)
  • 1C+ water
  • 1 package tempeh
  • 2T soy sauce
Directions: 
  1. Saute the onion, oil, and celery over medium heat for a few minutes.
  2. Add the garlic, and saute until things start to brown a little. 
  3. Add the spices, and more oil or water if things stick, and cook for a minute more
  4. Add the can of tomatoes, then fill the can about halfway with water, and pour that in the pot.
  5. Now, add the okra to the pot, along with the bay leaves. Add more water if necessary. 
  6. Bring to a boil, then lower the heat and let it all simmer, covered, for at least an hour. Keep checking to make sure things don't stick/burn. I let it simmer all afternoon, on low heat, because why not.
  7. In the meantime, make your tempeh. Crumble it in a small saucepan, and just barely cover it with water and the soy sauce. Bring to a boil, then cover (with room for steam), lower the heat to a low simmer, and let cook for 15-20 minutes, until it's dry. You can saute it a little longer if you want the tempeh to brown. 
  8. Add the tempeh to the big stew pot, and continue cooking everything until there's no water. Then enjoy!

      As for the last two dishes - peas & pas' and Brussels sprouts - I'll just describe what to do. I can't give a recipe for the former, because it's a family dish, and I can't for the latter because it's too easy. So, lemme 'splain. No, there is too much. Lemme sum up. Peas & pas' = peas and pasta, said with an Italian-American accent. It's the most garlicky food you'll ever encounter. My mom makes this the best, because she's the more Italian one of us. You Cuisinart-chop 2 big onions and like 15 cloves of garlic, literally. Then you cook it over the stove in a big pot with a metric shittonne of EB and olive oil. This is why my mom's is better than mine, because I can't bring myself to add the amounts of this stuff that she can. But that's what makes it awesome. So you add like 1/4C EB and a 1/4C olive oil, and probably more, saute the minced onion and garlic mixture, add salt and pepper, and then mix in your shell pasta. Then you bake it in a casserole dish with a bag or two of frozen peas. It's amazing. 
      For the best Brussels sprouts of your entire life, start by shaving the sprouts, like pounds of them. Or, to make it easier, buy them already shaved (Trader Joe's sells bags of shaved ones). Take 2-3 bags, or pounds, of shaved ones, coat them with olive oil and salt and pepper (use your hands, get in there), and put them on a big baking sheet covered with parchment paper, in the oven at 375° for 20 minutes, or until the edges are browning and crispifying. So amazing. 
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     Lastly, the desserts! I recommend that you make Isa's Chocolate Yogurt Bundt Cake for any occasion, because it's the best chocolate cake recipe I've come across. I had a slight aversion to bundt cakes for a while there (probably because it sounds like butt cake), so I'm really glad I tried this cake a few years back. It changed everything! No more butt cake phobia. 
     Also, I highly recommend making cake balls whenever you have leftover cake! Some of you might have seen the post where I made Rachel's English Trifle, from 'Friends'. I sensed some concern that I had to throw out so much good cake, custard, and icing due to the beef cube contamination. No way, guys! I would NEVER waste food! I tossed a very thin layer of whatever components touched the meat, and then I saved all that shit, yo! Duh! That cake was good otherwise! 

PictureCake balls! Hanging together, living the dream so fine.
     So, back to cake balls. You take whatever leftover cake and icing you have, you mix it in a mixing bowl, you squish it into balls, and you coat the balls in melted chocolate! It's the bomb! 
     I had at least one entire vanilla cake layer leftover from the Trifle of Doom, and the vanilla frosting. I got the frosting, added about 1/4C peanut butter, mixed like a mofo (HAHA MOFO) to work on my guns, man, and then squished in the cake. Do you want it laid out more easily?
  1. Mixing bowl of cake and frosting
  2. Melt chocolate
  3. Squish cake & frosting into balls, cover with chocolate, have a stroke of genius and top with sea salt and raw sugar, place on a baking sheet covered with parchment or waxed paper, refrigerate for an hour or so, until needed.
     SO F-ING AMAZING. 
I love how much our guests were freaking out over them. They aren't anything; they're cake balls! So easy! But whatever, make them all the time and get lots of compliments. Many New Year! 

15 Comments
Cara
9/5/2013 09:52:44 am

I feel like I have been living under a rock because I havr never had these shaved Brussels sprouts. Bring it onnnn.

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Cheryl milgram
9/5/2013 10:26:23 am

Wonderful!
From soup to (literally )nuts and you know who you are

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Bob
9/5/2013 10:54:45 am

Digging Vegan food more and more each day! Helps to have a master chef show you the way .

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Andrea link
9/5/2013 11:43:41 am

Happy New Year! What a fabulous feast you've created. If the relatives don't become vegan, they've missed the boat. Seriously, how could they not after a meal like this? My big regret is not making cake balls before giving up gluten. :)

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Laughfrodisiac
9/5/2013 12:54:22 pm

Thank you so much! And cake balls are just as easy to make with gluten-free cake! You can even make them with 'healthy' desserts and stuff. As long as you can melt dark chocolate, you can roll anything in it! :)

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Tofulish
9/5/2013 11:53:10 am

I laughed so hard at your awesome blogpost. And now I am walking around saying "Chicken is for putzes!"

Wishing you a very happy New Year and may the next year be full of sweetness for you!

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Laughfrodisiac
9/5/2013 12:52:38 pm

Aw thanks, it's so good to hear from you! Let's teach Beela how to say 'chicken is for putzes' to strangers. No? :P

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Mihl link
9/5/2013 03:44:32 pm

Happy Rosh Hashanah! 15 cloves of garlic is the way to go!

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Mel link
9/5/2013 10:24:40 pm

Wow so much food and it all looks awesome! I'm really interested in your okra and tempeh recipe - it sounds great.

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Elli
9/6/2013 04:56:03 am

OMG - Everything looks so good! That soup! That bundt cake! Funny how similar our Rosh Hashanah's are with the chicken-for-putzes-but-everything-else-is-vegan menu!!! I had a similar layout:

-mushroom walnut pate with caramelized onions and crackers
-garlicky white bean soup with spinach. Fried leek fritters on the side. HOLY SHIT THOSE FRITTERS!! Crispy on the outside and super light and fluffy on the inside with a light taste of onion. YUM!
-orange-agave glazed celebration roast
-yukon gold smashed tatoes with gravy
-roasted whole head of cauliflower
-stewed ginger green beans
-sliced roasted brussel sprouts
-snap pea and brocolli salad with cranberries and sliced almonds, dressed in an orange-agave dressing
-apple struedel elli-style. It's a little weird, BUT so good. one layer of puff pastry, a sprinkle of crushed graham crackers, a sprinkle of melted EB, apple slices mixed with melted EB, brown sugar, cinnamon, vanilla and fresh minced ginger, another later of crushed graham crackers, top layer of puff pastry. AMAZING.

SEE YOU SOON, HOMEGIRL!

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Laughfrodisiac
9/6/2013 05:53:26 am

HAHA ok, ours are not similar AT ALL. Yours is EPIC! Man alive that is impressive!

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Jojo link
9/6/2013 06:07:35 am

Mmmm sea salt chocolates! I LOVE salt and chocolate, it's the best. I also love that bundt. And I can't wait to try your okra recipe, I've loved it whenever I've tried it (and half of the times it's been airplane food so...!) but I've always been too intimidated to make it myself, stupid right?

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lindsay link
9/7/2013 04:43:13 am

1. i adore your recipe-writing ways
2. i can't believe i've never made cake ballz

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Amey link
9/8/2013 04:35:28 pm

Holy mother of yum town! This is the most epic post! The recipes ! The humor! The pictures! The cake balls! That bunt cake that is total perfection! I am so amazed. Happy New Year!

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CupcakeKitteh link
9/10/2013 08:09:26 am

You make an awesome spread, Randi! Lucky guests :)

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